December 2012
I think my stepsister’s bday wish when she blew out the candles on her cake was “Make sure Crystal gets no sleep”
I laid in bed for hours
She got a ukelele for her bday
it is 2:21 AM.
make it stop
someone please
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bubonickitten:
school
finals
papers
work
driving
responsibility
life
When somebody says the bass/bassist doesn't...
j3w-lia:
November 2012
jaden-yuki:
yugi-muto:
CANT I JUST EAT MASHED POTATOES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
yes
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I just finished season 1 of American Horror Story
omg LET ME IN YOUR FANDOM
yugoslavic:
When I laugh at things on the internet I don’t even laugh I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
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juststarkidding:
thegreenguitar:
why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret?
why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear?
why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE SIR
have you tried throwing a piano
impalas-wings:
pizz4s:
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
… small gay moments?
we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways
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janoskifags:
basedgosh:
im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
professional-queefers:
jedi-knights:
A moments silence for those who didn’t successfully make it out of the scene phase.
musicallysarcastic:
look-batman-adog:
thatqueermusickid:
sherlockisthenight:
1800chokethath0e:
catsandcobblestones:
I’m pretty sure October lasted like three days.
and i’m pretty sure november has been 3 years.
idk about september i slept through most of it
are you green day
Arent we all green day
and in that moment i swear we were all green day
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
disruptedoriginal:
someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god
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phanphanphan:
karasaysraaawr:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
did anyone notice how Katy Perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
we’re talking about a woman who feels like a plastic bag for fuck’s sake
themarilives:
i hate the saying “apples and oranges” when describing things that are completely different because they are both fruits you should say something like “giraffes and crystal meth”
detectivewho:
dblaksle:
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
